prison wife manlet

A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.
I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
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wife dogging

Performing sexual acts with someone else's wife in a public area
totally gave your a wife a good Ol' wife dogging
by Sub to logik on YouTube April 11, 2017
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wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
by Mr B 61 December 03, 2015
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Colonel Sanders has a wife

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*
by steroidSteve December 06, 2020
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wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.
I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.
by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021
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Ozuna's Wife

Ozuna has no wife or have never been married. He only made a publicity drama with a certain woman who he also tagged as his wife on his internet web.
Ozuna's Wife is beautiful.
Ozuna's Wife is coming.
Ozuna's Wife is cooking.
by Jackson Monilium December 27, 2021
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my wife

Your mom is my wife
by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022
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