A woman (or man) who has an insatiable hunger for male genitalia. These individuals prefer to go balls deep. The mere sight of a penis is often enough to whip a Penis Monster into a nob-gobbling frenzy. Usually Penis Monsters are not sexually satisfied until they get some dirt under their fingernails. The opposite of a cock tease, a Penis Monster is a definite cock please.
Guy 1: Oh man!!! Cindy was awsome last night. She was a total Penis Monster.
Guy 2: Just remember Penis Monsters don't love you. They love the pee pee.
Guy 2: Just remember Penis Monsters don't love you. They love the pee pee.
by Edwin Wiggins March 01, 2010
Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.
by spooly the dork January 10, 2005
by moatey212 November 16, 2009
A dance move in which you frame your penis area with your hands. Start with each hand on the side and then move them so one is on the top and one is on the bottom of the area. Then repeat these steps over and over again. Each time you move your hands to the top/bottom position, alternate which hand is on top and bottom.
by PlasticBatProductions October 31, 2008
1). The capabilities and/or strength of one's penis
2). When soaked in toxic waste, there is a possibility one will accrue so called 'Penis Power.' This is when the penis of an individual grows to abnormally large lengths when aroused.
A known side effect is a light green glow around the penis and scrotum.
2). When soaked in toxic waste, there is a possibility one will accrue so called 'Penis Power.' This is when the penis of an individual grows to abnormally large lengths when aroused.
A known side effect is a light green glow around the penis and scrotum.
My penis power is much greater than yours!
Woah.. every time I jack off after the nuclear plant exploded, my penis grows to 3 feet! I must have Penis Power!
Woah.. every time I jack off after the nuclear plant exploded, my penis grows to 3 feet! I must have Penis Power!
by Drumdude December 19, 2014
The consistant thrusting and pummeling of the vagina vivaciously during an act of sex. When a person, usually a female, gets a "penis pumbleing" the person usually can not walk correctly for a week or two. If they can walk straight, then you either:
A. Suck at having sex
B. Have a small penis
C. Both
A. Suck at having sex
B. Have a small penis
C. Both
Rondel:"Damn! Look at how Mary is walking! Her legs are all spaced out and shit... it's like she has a huge stick in her ass or something. Hey James, where did you say you were last night?"
James:"I was at Mary's house. Why? Oh, I see. Yeah man... check it, I gave Mary such a penis pumbleing in her cock canyon that she'll never forget... trust me. She was screamin like if I had just stuck a Rhino in her through her ass."
James:"I was at Mary's house. Why? Oh, I see. Yeah man... check it, I gave Mary such a penis pumbleing in her cock canyon that she'll never forget... trust me. She was screamin like if I had just stuck a Rhino in her through her ass."
by James izzle April 23, 2005