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penis haircut

Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.
by spooly the dork January 9, 2005
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Dendle Penis

1)To have a Terrible connection on games
2)To be very uncoordinated
1)Man, i hate having dendle penis connection on Cod6.
by moatey212 November 15, 2009
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Penis Box

A dance move in which you frame your penis area with your hands. Start with each hand on the side and then move them so one is on the top and one is on the bottom of the area. Then repeat these steps over and over again. Each time you move your hands to the top/bottom position, alternate which hand is on top and bottom.
Whoa! Mitch is doing the penis box in front of everyone!
by PlasticBatProductions March 13, 2009
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Penis Power

1). The capabilities and/or strength of one's penis
2). When soaked in toxic waste, there is a possibility one will accrue so called 'Penis Power.' This is when the penis of an individual grows to abnormally large lengths when aroused.

A known side effect is a light green glow around the penis and scrotum.
My penis power is much greater than yours!

Woah.. every time I jack off after the nuclear plant exploded, my penis grows to 3 feet! I must have Penis Power!
by Drumdude December 19, 2014
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Penis Pumbleing

The consistant thrusting and pummeling of the vagina vivaciously during an act of sex. When a person, usually a female, gets a "penis pumbleing" the person usually can not walk correctly for a week or two. If they can walk straight, then you either:
A. Suck at having sex
B. Have a small penis
C. Both
Rondel:"Damn! Look at how Mary is walking! Her legs are all spaced out and shit... it's like she has a huge stick in her ass or something. Hey James, where did you say you were last night?"

James:"I was at Mary's house. Why? Oh, I see. Yeah man... check it, I gave Mary such a penis pumbleing in her cock canyon that she'll never forget... trust me. She was screamin like if I had just stuck a Rhino in her through her ass."
by James izzle April 23, 2005
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Penis Patrol

Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.
Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.
by Wang Ninja August 20, 2003
mugGet the Penis Patrolmug.

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