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German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.
Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.
by JAbedtime June 21, 2025
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german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
by jtets December 10, 2013
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German

Very humorous! Will guide the conversation taking it in whatever direction they want. Always knows what to say and how to be forgiven. If they wanted to they could be a good serial killer-but secretly they have a HUGE heart. Soft spot for Roblox and Minecraft-they are truly BUILT DIFFERENT!
“German is the funniest boy at our school!”
by Anonymous server September 13, 2020
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german

The definition German can be used I many different ways, such as car, or a man. It is most commonly used within the grime scene in Britain. It can refer to the German cars such as Audi, BMW and Mercedes. These are higher tier cars, that normal people can not afford, and there for people within the grime scene use German as a reference to a car. There is a song called German whip, and also a song called German. Here is a reference from German whip. “If you see man driving a German whip Blacked out window, leaning back See man driving a German whip Look like a baller, Ps and that” here you se that the artist is referring to it as a luxury car, and something normal people can not afford. there is the song called German, every time he says the word he reference to the cars.
If you see man driving a German whip Blacked out window, leaning back See man driving a German whip Look like a baller, Ps and that
by little german November 6, 2019
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German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.
1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.
by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019
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German Inhale

Unlike a French inhale this is When a person attempts to eat ass but the receiver farts in the pitchers mouth.
Yeah so I tried to eat my girls ass but she said it was ticklish and she gave me a “German Inhale”
by The real truth:/ October 8, 2020
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German

Someone who has a $2,000 gaming mouse and can drag click 500 CPS, typically INSANE at bridging in minecraft 1.8.9, and has a bigger dick than everyone else in the world combined.
Man I'm so terrible at bridging, I wish I was German.
by 637Neon April 12, 2021
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