noah

he watches porn... but he dont even jerk off to it, what a weirdo

kid: look at this porn vid
noah: its good
kid: bro u are the only one here not jeking off
noah:... ehhh
kid: bruh

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Noah

Literally the coolest cutest guy in the whole world and he's really nice but can be mean sometimes and is really good at calming you down but will not let you tell him about your special interests and despite how amazing he is he can be really insecure sometimes but he shouldn't be because he's just that cool

Random person 1:"That fence is a Noah"
Random person 2: "Fences aren't that cool!"
Random person 1: "You wouldn't get it.."

(please accept my entry )

by NOTnoia March 15, 2024

Noah

A person who is hot, confident, and gives no fucks about people who dislike him. He is very blunt and will not lie to you no matter how long he has known you. If he’s besties with you, then he will fight a bitch who hates you. Noah also doesn’t chase a bitch and beg them to go out with them or notice them, he also doesn’t cry over no one.

“ wow Noah is so confident, I wish I was just like him”

by Noahbigfatasspur November 21, 2021

Noah’s dad

A god amongst men a very sexy lad, a luscious beard and great shades

Noah’s dad is a fucking god

Yes

by Prhrbrnrhd June 29, 2021

Noah

This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.

Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!

Oh, but he has a nice dick...

by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021

Noah

Noah is a kind, funny and a bit silly. He can be very confused at times, but gets himself straight after a while, and he is super talkative. Even if he meets a stranger he will say "who is this dude". He is very friendly and likes rugby and boxing. Its most likely he has a cat. He is awesome.

Noah loves tackling others.

by #UNiQue NaMEs March 4, 2022