When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.
Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?
Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato
Girl: yes I am
Guy: yes
Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato
Girl: yes I am
Guy: yes
by So much ruckus May 03, 2018
by Ash ash ash October 02, 2019
by PsageY July 31, 2022
Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.
Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.
Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.
Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...
Person b: No you're not, shut up.
Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.
Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...
by Mighty Bean Boi April 07, 2022
a disastrous combination often leading to the occurrence of: mild to severe cases of spewing liquid, often in the form of bodily fluids. It is recommended to have a bathroom within 25 feet of your location after consuming such foods together.
Lucy - dennng! dem chicken an' potatoes got to my tummay!
Billy- well then get yo butt on the toilet before it gets to yaa.
Billy- well then get yo butt on the toilet before it gets to yaa.
by cjbaby February 15, 2009
by allyson and ashley and audrey December 02, 2020
Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.
Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.
Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(
by Wordmaker of lies August 08, 2014