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bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
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Bi-Winning

The act of being a winner at every end of the social spectrum. Similar to Bipolar, except way more awesome.
Charlie Sheen is not Bipolar, he's Bi-winning.
by GreenLantern8714 March 18, 2011
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Bi-occasional

someone who is straight, but up for some same-sex action every now and then.
Olivia :"Helen mostly hooks up with hot guys, however i have seen her have some fun with girls."

Kate: "She's so bi-occasional."
by katepollydoodlealladay October 21, 2010
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San Junipero Bi

A bisexual who realises or accepts that they're bi after entering into a committed hetero relationship. Named after the Black Mirror episode San Junipero, which features a bi character who only enters a same-sex relationship in her virtual afterlife after a lifetime with an opposite sex partner.
I'm definitely bi, but I'm San Junipero bi. Like, I'm attracted to all genders, but I'm already married so the label doesn't matter most of the time.
by alanaisalive June 6, 2023
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say bis

Bis is something you put whatever you’re claiming or saying on. It’s a way of swearing something being said is true. If the user of bis is lying then they are eligible for a punishment of slaps. You do not lie on bis.

Origin:
The word bis is short for bismilah which is an Arabic way of of saying “in the name of god” similar to when people say “on god” when they swear something.
-“Grb said we could have a sesh at his”
-“Say bis” or “bis?”
-“bis bro”
by User2342 February 12, 2025
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bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's response when asked if he was bipolar in a 2011 interview with Andrea Canning.
Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?"
by oheckno March 28, 2011
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Bi comp-het

When you like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.
Some women: Man I hate experiencing Bi comp-het

Other person: What's Bi Comp-het

Some women: I like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.

Other person: I think that's normal comp-het and you haven't accepted you're a lesbian.

Some women: stfu Jerry
by Zuckmai_dek April 18, 2021
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