When four or more men start jacking off as fast as they can in a circle with their dics facing a common centre (while standing in a circle) in which a muffin sits on the floor. They all cum on the muffin until only one man is left. He than proceeds to eat the muffin because he ejaculated last. Do advise this activity is very gay.
by Billy jr March 11, 2016
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Hey girls did you just see micky walk by, I really wish I was like him. Micky is such a stud muffin.
by Give me a beer in the c shop October 27, 2018
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by SUBIBRO July 23, 2017
Get the Stud Muffin mug.I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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Get the minge muffin mug.When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.
Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.
by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018
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Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.
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