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muffin huffin

I went to the vip room and was muffin huffin for 3 songs.
by joey cruton drebbie October 29, 2015
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pink muffin

When a man or woman gets penetrated in their butt so much that there booty hole is swelling to a shape of a muffin.
Girl 1 -Johnny and i do anal so much I have a PINK MUFFIN now.
Girl 2 - Noice.
by FEUJsz January 4, 2016
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jack muffin

When four or more men start jacking off as fast as they can in a circle with their dics facing a common centre (while standing in a circle) in which a muffin sits on the floor. They all cum on the muffin until only one man is left. He than proceeds to eat the muffin because he ejaculated last. Do advise this activity is very gay.
Last night we played Jack muffin and I lost.
by Billy jr March 11, 2016
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Stud Muffin

A stud Muffin is someone who is a ripped dude at the gym who gets all the Pu$$y and gets laid like a chicken does eggs, 24/7. He is that one guy who has been liked throughout his whole school career and does more weight lifting and getting the ladies than actual homework, he is the STUD MUFFIN.
"Have you seen Brad lately? What a Stud Muffin, He is getting huge! Almost as big as his ego"
by SUBIBRO July 23, 2017
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Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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minge muffin

When somebody is being an arsehole and they need to get a life
You're such a minge muffin Brian!!!
by Johnny2560 August 18, 2017
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Stud muffin

A guy who has the first name micky. Micky can shotgun a beer in 2.7 seconds, and bangs an average of 25 hookers a day. Micky loves to golf, and before each tee off he shotguns a Budweiser and smokes 4 cowboy killers.
Hey girls did you just see micky walk by, I really wish I was like him. Micky is such a stud muffin.
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