March 28th

The day that Jonesboro citizens celebrate the EF3’ anniversary! I’m a Jonesboro citizen myself and got hit. I know this may be personal-

Mom:remember our tornado storm that we got hit by?

Child 1:yep!

Mom:well it’s the anniversary!
Children:yay!
If you can’t understand. March 28th 2020 was a day when Jonesboro Arkansas was in RUINS. Turtle creek = gone,

Some places = gone,
Jones-bur-ol Are-can-sas if you can’t pronounce.

by Flying_Avocadoz March 16, 2021

March 22nd

National cuddle with your best friend day gay or not you got to cuddle

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

by Sghsjabejdid March 21, 2021

march 27

day your girlfriend lets you eat her out

boy 1: yo its march 27

boy 2: lemme go get my girl

boy 1: have fun !

by urban dictionary .......... March 26, 2021

March 29

National Fedora Day

John: Hey, did you hear it’s National Fedora Day on March 29?
Don: No, what does it mean?
John: You bonehead! It means you wear a fedora!

by Jocelyn 🦷 March 29, 2021

March 17th

The day when the best person was born

Hey imagine being born on March 17th, you would be really cool and sexy then

by Peninsula55 July 4, 2022

No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022