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brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"
Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)
by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015
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slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.
As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009
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Jump in

Underage kids will ask for a "jump in" from someone who can buy alcohol
Kid: Yo man can i get a jump in

Junkie: aye sure but ya better geeze a tip

Kid: aye sure just two bottles eh bucky
by Catlicker04666 June 4, 2019
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Jump Cum

When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.
That chick’s like 4 foot two! Definitely gonna have to jump cum!
by DidntNahSoIChecked March 19, 2022
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jump little chilren

i went to a jlc concert the other week and i got all hot and botherd.
by one sexy ninja December 23, 2003
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Jump Fright

This is not a word/saying Luke was just dropped as a child
jump Fright "did u get dropped as a child "
by Slanders August 6, 2021
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jump fuel

Jump fuel is a mix of strong alcohol and energy drink. It's like cocaine, just legal.
Just got some jump fuel, let's go to the dance floor.
by dahl00095 December 25, 2018
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