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Joseph

The guy with a small winny and he calls his crushes babe .
He excepts to be great in bed but he is always reminded of his small size and that his time on bed is worthless.
Joseph is a person who is every egoistic and believes to better in bed.
by Bitches4567 November 1, 2019
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Joseph

The guy across the street that gives free blow jobs and gives amazing hand jobs. Loves Vu Man Chu way too much and has so many pictures of his crushes. Masturbates with his siblings. Loves fortnite with every single fibre of his body and has a fortnite body pillow that he fucks so much that it stands up on its own now. Loves guzzling cum and licks cum of his dick like a Popsicle
I saw Joseph across the road and he came over to my house and gave me a hand job for free
by Coochie snatcher November 13, 2018
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Joseph Mullen

Joseph Mullen also known as Jose is a sex bomb. Sex on legs. I would give my soul to be with Jose as he is the hottest man on earth.
Did u see Joseph Mullen today, looks like a hottie ;)
by secretadmirerily March 24, 2021
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Joseph Kaufman

Famous christian singer, known for his christian heavy metal singing in the band, "Jesus Can Metal". They are currently on tour with GWAR.
I saw Joseph Kaufman at the latest Jesus Loves Me tour, he can really sing!
by Fatigante July 31, 2016
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Joseph

Realest Nigga Eva , Nasty at sports, shoota, lul hitta, but be on some hoe shit duckin relationships
by Dhdhdhhdhdd June 12, 2019
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hot boys, small dicks.

they're gay as shit, don't go into the locker rooms or you'll find them fcking each other in the ass

the boys will do theatre just to meet girls ("You wanna meet some girls") you do not, in fact, meet girls
pedos!
the cheerleaders are hot but bitches ("slut me out!")

what kinda education are they getting there?
WHY IS THERE A BOWLING TEAM
they will send you unsolicited dick pics (BEWARE)

in their parking lot you will find them whipping their cars around
the strip mall near their school must be getting bank
most of them haven some issues
some of their teachers are registered sex offenders
HOT BOYS!!!!!|
IHA girls will fck any joes boys bc they have a penis
IHA girl during locker break: OMG have you heard that ___ is hooking up with those joes boys

Other IHA girl during locker break: yeah they're hot, but i prefer bosco boys, bigger dicks yk?

Joes boy: Do you wanna take a ride on my large cock? ride it like a bicycle girl

st. joseph's regional highschool is cool and you should totally go there!!
by lucas_heimberg25 January 7, 2023
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joseph hancock

Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever

so cute and lovable

will brighten your day

biggest penis on earth
person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’

person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’
by tylaj November 25, 2021
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