Nicholas and Jacob

The perfect couple. Nicholas is Short but scared to admit. When joking around with someone, he usually pretends he's taller because he probably stuffed his shoes to make him taller. Jacob is no better. He always thinks someone likes him and he usually likes pretty girls who aren't interested in him. He will also write about girls on here because that is the best idea he can do to get someone back

There is no simple example but... Jacholas.
Nicholas and Jacob are the perfecto couple

by orangemummy February 2, 2022

i hate jacob

you should not hate anyone named jacob

i hate jacob so much

you should not hate him

by monsterenegy March 22, 2022

Jacob

A person with qualities that make him extremely fucking gay just an abundance of homosexuality balled up into one person who can only be described as one of the munchkins from the wizard of oz. Also extremely fucking gay, and short as shit, and likes horse cock in his bumbhole.

That jacob sure is a queer
Yeah, he's pretty big bitch and is really fucking short.

by B63 September 27, 2015

Jacob Cottage

Jacob Cottage is gay and likes to suck dicks

Jacob Cottage is gay

by Yormom69 December 12, 2019

Jacob

A real fucken asshole, the worst guy ll ever meet, his breathe always stinks, hes hair hair is stinky and oily, he is overly hairy, hes an aussie gronk

"whats that fat fuck gronks name?" "oh thats jacob"

by WillyWonkaKat February 18, 2017

Jacob

A Jacob is a egotistical bastard who thinks he funny and all that but he is really just a son of a punk and a bitch too nobody wants to be friends with him

Yo look its jacob that bitch.

by Ella strui March 12, 2018

Jacob

A guy that will bump a lot of alcohol from you and never pay you back. Every time you go out you'll always end up buying him from shots to bottles of vodka and jack Daniels.

Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS

by McFlurryDaddy April 23, 2019