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Jason

Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn
Jason killed Ann with a Machete.
by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018
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Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
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Jason

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
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Jason

When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.
Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?
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Jason Kaplan

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
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Jason

Jason is much more than the name of a serial killer in the Halloween movies.

Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.

Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.

Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
If you want the job done right higher a Jason
by M4G1C_J4Y October 23, 2020
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Jason

Man, that kid with no parents is really a Jason!
by Yourmompickedagoodname August 25, 2022
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