Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.
"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."
by sneakymanbeingsneaky December 27, 2019
Get the Double Straight mug.An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.
Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!
Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!
Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!
by Mtothew March 12, 2010
Get the Straight Cabbage mug.Super straight is the sexuality that means you are only attracted to the opposite sex that are born that way.This means you are not attracted to transgender people
Transgender Women:Are you attracted to me?
Super straight man:No, because my sexuality is being super straight meaning I only am attracted to women who are straight and are born women.This does not mean I don’t like you as a person though
Super straight man:No, because my sexuality is being super straight meaning I only am attracted to women who are straight and are born women.This does not mean I don’t like you as a person though
by MichaelDaTruth March 6, 2021
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A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022
Get the super straight mug.A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.
by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 6, 2023
Get the Super straight mug.Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.
by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021
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