internal ejacultion

when u sit on ur own cock and u cream in ur own ass

Leeroy: DUDE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
Ceebus: No way how

Leeroy: I found this new thing called internal ejacultion, maybe u should try it when u get home "wink"

by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023

International ignore Lewis day

Ignore everyone named lewis at all possible costs (30th march)

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”

by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

International Shrek day

October 11th is international Shrek day

Person 1: why is everyone obsessed with Shrek

Person 2: oh, it's international Shrek day

by Shrek_is_Shrek August 30, 2022

International Booty Pic Day

An international holiday that takes place all across the world on March 2nd every year. A time where when asked to do so, a special someone or friend is required to send a booty pic to whoever requests it as long as they were friends before the day started.

Boy 1: Hell yeah I got a booty pic!
Boy 2: Congrats man! I’m still waiting on mine.
Boy 1: Don’t worry man it’s International Booty Pic Day! I’m sure they’ll pull through.

by hurt as fuck March 2, 2021

International R1S3N Day

An diesem tag ist der R1S3N auferstanden...

Oh shit today is the International R1S3N day i have to hide lol

by LamaDerMilfHunter April 6, 2021

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024

International kawesi day

October 14th was the day that the yonkou kawesi "kaidou" holland was born; his yawn had enough power to blow entire forests away,his footsteps shook and tore the foundations of the earth,one time he was caught in a black hole and he absorbed it,one time he drank the whole of Neptune and left it as dry as Nigerian water pumps because he was thirsty.

In other words

He.is.him

"Bro it's October 14th that means it's international kawesi day"

by Kawesi October 13, 2022