bacon juice

The gooey liquid that is produced when bits off poop escape from your anal cavity and mixe with the persperation in between your ass cheeks producing a slimy subtance that stains your underwear.

Adam was secretly fed several ex-lax's and a little bit of poop exited his anus and mixed with his sweat after playing basketball which stained his boxers and made him smell, therefore making him a loser.

by Bert, Dirty Sanchez, and Billith Wagith June 6, 2003

carrot juice

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used to describe someone attractive.

"That snowboarder Shawn White is so cute."

"I know, I really like those carrot juice guys."

by Amber Thomas September 26, 2006

hooker juice

A drink that will turn a prude ass bitch in a a cum guzzling hooker

I took your sister on a date last night. She kept saying no to my cock, so I gave her some hooker juice and she wouldn't get off me.

Your sister wouldn't play with my balls, but after I gave her some hooker juice, she was sucking my cock down like it was her job!

by Jerold & Nicole January 7, 2009

Story Juice

Favorite adult beverage of choice that gets you really drunk and makes the wild story a bit more loco. This can be beer, wine, or usually straight alcohol. Typically good “story juice” is Tequila, Vodka, Everclear or something 70proof+. Originated in San Diego after a few to many Mexico trips.

Last night the story juice got the best of me and I took the grenade home. OR Eric had a bit to much of the story juice and threw up all over himself, now he is the story.

by SD Kurtis December 11, 2008

Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

juice rage

n. referring to a person that is suffering from the side effects of steroid use, namely a short temper

Oh god, he always flies into a juice rage when people don't do what he wants.

by ssssddddd March 11, 2007

unicorn juice

A mystical jumbo load full of hot sticky dick gravy. (The only human load that has ever been described as unicorn juice worthy is the mass quantity OF YOGURT SLING that adult film star Peter North generates.)

If Jennifer Anniston sucked my meat she would get a cream geyser down her throat that would compare to the coveted and evasive "Unicorn Juice".

by JUICED UNICORN February 23, 2015