hat aids

a disease that affects half she-male half hat people. can only be cured by a hat transplant

poor catherine has hat aids, she needs a hat transplant

by deanwhelan February 19, 2008

Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.

That principle is a complete ass hat.

by panama city beach alex February 10, 2017

Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....

Take off the ass hat!

by Some guy who commented February 27, 2016

hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.

1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."

by wahoo lon February 02, 2011

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

Peanut Hat

A hat in the shape of a peanut or something that makes you win a laughing contest.

Boy 1: Yo nice peanut hat!
Boy 2: Thanks!

or

(Laughing Contest)

Boy 1: I like pretzel shoes.
Boy 2: Peanut Hat?

Boy 1: HAHAHAAHHAHAHHA LMAO!
Boy 2: I win :)

by EggSauce November 11, 2010

mushroom hat

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.

Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!

by TotallyNotMark April 13, 2021