Im Bored

If you are reading this, it means that you are bored beyond belief and would rather do anything than do some actual work.

Hey, im Bored

by Yustbetterthanyou June 2, 2020

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Fasho im good shawty

For sure I'm okay young lady

Her- you good?

Him- Fasho im good shawty

by White boy Mike July 6, 2021

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

st veronica ims

literally the most trash school ever w the worst staff and nasty ass lunches this school is like prison i

“st veronica ims is trash”

by big booty jawn August 5, 2021

ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG

Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.

"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."

by Ratts2474 August 14, 2024

im thinking

a phrase stated stated stated that "im thinking" by adamn smasher smacker balls.

adamner was thinking and to davidid he said "im thinking"
davidid said " ok"
the adamner smacker smacked davidid into the ground of the russian fredreal goverurmentai (hentia goverment)

davidid said "owie"
adamn said "sorry bbg"

"im thinking"v"im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking"

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022