Im ngl

"I'm not going to LAST". This is used typically when camming or watching an erotic tiktok or instagram live and you realize that the you are about to bust a fat nut and will not be able to hold out any longer due to all the Edging you have been doing to the creator and/or their content. It is used as shorthand to quickly relay the message as typically it is typed with one hand (since the other hand is very busy) and usually written just before the sensation of cumming takes over the gooner's brain. It also allows for the Bator to announce that they have failed the JOI countdown by Nutting before the Mistress has instructed them to (before she reaches the count of 1).

Shorty Mac: I can never hold out for long when watching phat ass, big booty Annastayziaa's lives on IG. Once I start watching, I know Im ngl.

Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.

by GermanGoon January 7, 2025

im fine

something you say when your not fine

person1:hey you just got shot u good?

person:2:im fine

by not technoblade January 21, 2021

im

When you're too fucking goddamn lazy to put an apostrophe in the word "I'm." Don't expect people who use them to be on phone, since they most likely will have autocorrect, since phones are fucking retarded nowadays. They are mostly on computer, since computer doesn't have autocorrect.

Mike: "im going to the store."
Jimm: "*I'm."
Mike: "i know, 'im.'"
Jimm: "Fucking stupid idiot."

by Crabics February 13, 2021

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

Im Yeojin

Best maknae of 3rd, 4th and 5th gen
"no ur not?"

Im Yeojin looks like AI

by 今月の少女 July 1, 2024

yo guys im ali rate the drip

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yo guys im ali rate the drip pepes peri peri chicken

by pepezi November 11, 2023

Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022