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Mexican hook

The act of inserting two fingers like a hook in one's anus and pulling as hard as you can to inflict an immense amount of pain and discomfort.
He is known to give out some nasty Mexican hooks.
by Jan Boterkoek March 12, 2025
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Hook and ladder

During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.
For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder
by Dick Blicker January 18, 2023
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hook it up

to match iotems of slothing
"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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hook of the peen

It Is when you bang a hot chick .
Yo man did you see that ? He gave her the old hook of the peen
by Agentco February 5, 2020
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The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"
"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."
by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025
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Hook up meet up

Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.
😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.

Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑
by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021
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Scottish Hook

Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls
On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing
by Cellucci June 30, 2020
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