Goose

A Canadian slang term for penis.

My Girlfriend is the best! She cooks, she cleans, and she sucks on my goose!

His towel fell in the locker room and I saw his goose.

His goose was so big, I could only take half of it in my pussy.

by Matt Luscious March 2, 2023

RJ Oliver Goose

A fat ugly cunt who’s dad is a rich motherfucker

“RJ Oliver Goose is a fool”

by Antvenom888 November 25, 2021

Goosed

the stage of pollution when drunk and high

Gav got Goosed at longitude

by goosage (•)(•) July 4, 2023

uneducated goose penise

your a dumbass the actual worth of a gooses genitalia<33

you absolute baffoon,you damn uneducated goose penise

by maxmaxwoo April 4, 2022

Goose Egg

When a Man hits his nut sack off of something and ends up getting a swollen nut for around 2 days.

AHHH I hit my nuts off the corner of the table and now I have a goose egg

by x.Lucaz on insta January 13, 2021

Cutie Goose

Latin name "Anser cygnoides domesticus", sometimes also known as:
- Bored
- Silly goose
- Adorable goose
- Cute goose
- Very cute and very adorable goose

Is a rare domesticated species of the geese originating and currently residing in the netherlands, known for it's cuteness and tendency to get bored quickly.

"I hugged a cutie goose very tightly today, I'd like to hug them again tomorrow also"

by Tsuki Koira October 11, 2022

Goose

A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.

Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.

by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022