girlfriend

a mysterious thing that successful people have

bro wtf is a girlfriend

by "she goes to another school" April 18, 2021

Anime Girlfriend

Something that you don't have

If you think about having an Anime Girlfriend, jump off a cliff and freaking die you millennial

by Itsyeshua December 21, 2023

Girlfriend Or Daughter

A game played while in public where when you see an older man with a young woman, you try to guess if it's his girlfriend or daughter based on context clues

Person 1. So what you think; girlfriend or daughter

Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter

by Kinghiki April 4, 2025

Girlfriend

Something you can't get

I wish I had a girlfriend

by POOPYKATELYN October 25, 2020

kelis girlfriend

The girl dating the cool guy who has no need, and is too sexy for his sleeves .

Woah check out kelis girlfriend, her boyfriend has no sleeves! What happened to his sleeves?

by shaniashutup June 24, 2024

Jared’s girlfriend

Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it

Is that Jared’s girlfriend

Oh fuck yeah it is hide. Can she just fuck off

by J123345 March 4, 2025

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021