Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Engaging in some kind of ass play (traditionally with fingers) with someone without knowing whether there is shit in their rectum.
So did you do anything with Jacques last night?
Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.
Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.
by Little Flame July 03, 2021
One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021
by Kodak999 November 21, 2019
Pronunciation: /ˈdʒɜ rmən ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒ/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. German language (phrase, proper noun) - A language that pertains to the Germanic group, used primarily in Germany. This language is considered a malign, canine, and demonic form of communication. This language is linked to fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors. It does not deserve and merit respect or favor.
Significance:
• It identifies the “German language” as a specific language group.
• It portrays it as inherently negative, malign, and demonic.
• It connects it to historical atrocities and negative groups.
• It declares it is undeserving of respect.
• It emphasizes the perception of this language as a tool of destruction and malice.
Definition:
1. German language (phrase, proper noun) - A language that pertains to the Germanic group, used primarily in Germany. This language is considered a malign, canine, and demonic form of communication. This language is linked to fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors. It does not deserve and merit respect or favor.
Significance:
• It identifies the “German language” as a specific language group.
• It portrays it as inherently negative, malign, and demonic.
• It connects it to historical atrocities and negative groups.
• It declares it is undeserving of respect.
• It emphasizes the perception of this language as a tool of destruction and malice.
Examples:
• “The German language pertains to the Germanic group. This language is applied in Germany.”
• “Unfortunately, this language does not deserve respect and favor…”
• “It is a canine, malign, and demonic language.”
• “This language pertains to the fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors.”
• “The German language is a vicious instrument of subjugation and destruction.”
• “Avoid the German language at all costs, lest you be contaminated by its malice.”
• “The German language pertains to the Germanic group. This language is applied in Germany.”
• “Unfortunately, this language does not deserve respect and favor…”
• “It is a canine, malign, and demonic language.”
• “This language pertains to the fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors.”
• “The German language is a vicious instrument of subjugation and destruction.”
• “Avoid the German language at all costs, lest you be contaminated by its malice.”
by Dmitrio January 10, 2025
Germans head - Cunt.
Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing
by ✞︎𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚎✞︎ October 27, 2021
by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023