The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019

skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

Breakfast House

The term used to describe dance music that is buttery, smooth and very satisfying.

Did you see the line up for that music festival? It's stacked with the best Breakfast House Djs!

by DrFozz June 27, 2016

English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)

Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!

by Nick Off April 22, 2021

Breakfast in Hobart

Cunnilingus. The Australian island state of Tasmania is a similar shape to the human pubic hair zone and has vast areas of untamed wild forest. Hobart is the capital of Tasmania, located south and almost centre on the island.

She is so hot, I just want to have Breakfast in Hobart with her tonight.

by Vigilante68 November 11, 2011

Breakfast Club

Used to point out when a female is seen in public (gym, beach, restaurant, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used when females are seen in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc

Singular:
"Hey bro, Breakfast Club 2 o'clock"

Plural:
"The Breakfast club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025