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Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.
Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!
by MissingRab May 5, 2011
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breakfast shake

The act of making the bed rock when you first wake up; then giving it your own topping.
How about a breakfast shake; nothing like a little shake to start your day.
by L00M April 20, 2018
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Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021
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Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.
That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.
by Golouer November 27, 2021
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fish breakfast

When a man has an insatiable curiosity only rivalled by his appetite for a superior style of breakfast sandwich that mixes two mainstays of breakfast that separately, have inspired generations of breakfast lovers, eggs for most people and fish for the Irish. On their own, perfection and when combined forbidden, McDonald’s may of may not have invented a fish, eggs and cheese sandwich as a completely unbalanced part of some people’s breakfast. The smell alone should interfere with anyone’s desire to consume this abomination of filth but alas, there are men who go down on women after a night of dancing or simply the gross ones.
Bro 1 “Hey bro, I just woke up this morning and my mouth smelled like a skunk shit in my mouth after eating a strict pescatarian diet with the occasional allowance for cheese”

Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”

Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”
by Trundle Grundle May 3, 2023
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Mexican Breakfast

When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.
Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.
by Alex Corb September 21, 2018
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breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed
by kcdawg May 7, 2016
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