February 5

If you were born on this day.. go back to sleep no1 likes you.

Its february 5 but that means nothing to me

by Saint carne October 16, 2019

february 26

happy feeldog day!

what day is it today ?

it’s february 26 !! happy feeldog day !!

by hunieverse October 15, 2019

February 4

If born on this date most of your actions will flop and never gain traction.

Pedro: hey why haven’t you posted lately

Jose: it’s because I was born on February 4
Pedro: makes sense you flop

by Cloudy.jaid October 16, 2019

February 17

If your born on this day go fuck yourself in the ass. If your name is Joshua you were a mistake

Hey do you see that mistake over there.
Yeah he was probably born February 17th

by Gogo888 November 4, 2019

February 3rd

Some dumb bitch named Anna’s birthday

Person 1: Hey did you hear it’s dumb bitch Anna’s birthday?
Person 2: yeah I hate February 3rd

by Eatmyassbro October 17, 2019

February 12th

Hot people named Aiden are born on February 12

Aiden is Hot because he is born on February 12th

by February 12th October 28, 2019

February 7

The day your female crush sends you nudes

Guy : Babe guess what day it is
Girl: what
Guy: February 7!!!!!!!

by IceIceBaby35 February 5, 2021