Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.

"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is evans”
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face”

by Mr.Starr May 27, 2020

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan Atkins

a pimp ass broski who’s ex is a bitch but he still tapped that.

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy.

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Evan

Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan

(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.

by Eeevvvvaaaannnn52 December 17, 2018

Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.

Alexander Evans is a huge bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Evan

Deformed piece of shit

“Evan you’re so selfish and deformed. Fuck off.”

by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020

Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe

"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018