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Ethan is more badass then any other nigga
Ethan by Ethan.hatesyou February 4, 2022
Ethan by anonymous February 6, 2022
The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.
dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?

Ethan already took them lololol
Ethan by whitecreek February 11, 2022
an acronym for "essential Tinder hangout attendee's name".

When girls invite a bunch of random Tinder guys on a group date/hangout it is a good idea to also bring along an ethan (their male friend, who can talk to the other guys and entertain them when the girls need a break).
Last night Tinder dudes offended our ethan so we stood up and left the date.
ethan by whatadroner February 12, 2022
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ethan by Marcago February 13, 2022
The greatest baseball player in his school is a really cool person to hang out with all his friends love him and he is a hot looking guy also the straightest guy you will come across everyone loves Ethan
Ethan is that baseball player that has offers from every college in the country
Ethan by nysterp February 15, 2022