A point at the end of a show where all the issues throughout the episode are resolved in a short montage. Usually through a voiceover from the main character of the show.
Guy 1: Did you see the ending of How I Met Your Mother last night?
Guy 2: Yeah there were so many things that were wrapped up
Guy 1: What a scrubs ending....
Guy 2: Yeah there were so many things that were wrapped up
Guy 1: What a scrubs ending....
by yellowumbrella1 June 11, 2011

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024

Hym "Remember how I said that I knew what the Boys ending would be? It's this. Homelander loses his powers and either works some remedial labor job where he's stopped and mocked by passersby and/or locked up and raped in prison. That's the ending supernatural guy has in mind. I will actually bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT is the exact ending he had in mind! I'm like a fucking seer with this shit, I'm telling ya. Or like a mind-reader! 100% guaranteed THAT is what it was going to be."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023

When the bottom parts of ones hair (typically long and wavy) become dry, dehydrated and/or grass-like texture after repeated dying and/or poor grooming habits.
Did Awni dye her hair again? Oof— and straightened it? AND used cheap drug store hairspray?! You know she’s gonna have witchy ends.
by AwniOoni September 17, 2021

Someone who is well endowed, both in the pants and in personality. Usually the life of the party, confident but not overly cocky. Easily the coolest person in the room.
"I got to talk to Hansel at the party last night, I think I'm in love! He is so interesting, and great in bed."
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"
by 6tee9er August 7, 2022

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
by but for April 23, 2021
