Abe Doney

A man with a micro penis

Person 1: Hey that's Abe Doney!
Person 2: I bet his girl doesn't feel it when he pipes"

by WRIZZ747 December 9, 2022

Jamie Donelle Cowan

Audacious..Jamie d, my best friend, the smartest woman I've ever known, a walking dictionary, my peace, my strength when I'm weak, a great adventurer, trouble in all the right ways!!

Did y'all see that Jamie donelle cowan moon tonight, it's beautiful!!

That test is on a Jamie donelle cowan level!

by Whiskeyflowers July 1, 2023

JJ Donelly

Kid you fucked up and didn’t keep the state record bass in Pennsylvania. He is a fucking dumb ass and a re re

I just pulled a JJ Donelly

by Bo Hallas July 21, 2023

Boner Doner

By giving blood you have a 50:50 chance of boy or girl recipient. Once your blood is in a male and his hard wrect veiny boner is at full throttle you are in fact a BONER DONER!!

I have given blood approximately 150 times, therefore about 75 dudes have my blood in their boners. I know you think Pditty has that nickname tied down, just like the kids at his parties but I am in fact the real Boner Doner. Fuck you Sandusky. Submitted by Scot Burner - 2 x Guinness World Record Holder.

by MSP282 January 20, 2026

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026

Turnic Donetskham Svalbard

A fat fucking ai generated pig photo that looks like absolute shit

The pig allegedly goes around into random houses in Svalbard and looks for old men to put his snout in their anus.

Person A: I just gooned to Turnic Donetskham Svalbard so hard my penis fell off
Person B: Guacamole nigga penis

by Jimmydickinballs September 28, 2025

Jesse James Donellan

A complete asshole but is amazing good in bed and has a huge slong.

Wow a Jesse James Donellan stole my girl in the nicest way.

by JesseTheBest June 5, 2018