Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Crab Rangoon Frenchee

When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy

A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice

by Zendaia February 1, 2024

Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

Crab

A derogatory word for crip used by the bloods.

ut I'm a soldier to the very end
I hate Crabs with the passion, my attitude is grim, so
I slip clips in the automatics
Niggas wanna roll through
No, I ain't havin' it

by Skullsplitter March 29, 2015

Crab pinch

It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.

Karen about to get this crab pinch if she don’t stop sucking this dick with her teeth

by Jacob coco November 2, 2017