mad cow cancer

When someone is so stupid they sound like a cow with aids when they talk

The homeless man was trying to tell me that but he had mad cow cancer

by Invention20k May 14, 2015

Maltese cave cows

Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.

Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?

by zholty January 17, 2008

National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄

Hey did you know it's national cow day???

by CowsRUs February 19, 2020

crocodile kill cow

Violent sex in which partners bite and scratch eachother while barrel rolling and pinning each other down

I had violent crocodile kill cow with my gf last night

by Bob riestley December 4, 2013

Showzit ya cow!

Generally a request for sexual gratification but can also be used as a rebuttal when someone is pissing you off

Last night the Thornwood temptress took her t-shirt and hoodie off and exposed her tits at the window. I was like 'showzit ya cow!'

My boss Ags said 'U better get the work done', i just ignored her and thought 'showzit ya cow!

by Will Young July 2, 2004

Marabone cow fucker

Marabone cow fucker is a fucked up fucker w.h.o. fucks cows

Oh look over there, it's a Marabone cow fucker

by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 25, 2020

Brown Cow Stunning

Brown Cow Stunning is a term used when someone's look is completely perfect head-to-toe.
This term was invented by Monique Heart, a queen who competed on the tenth season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

YOU CAN'T CLOCK THIS MUG AMERICA! I'M BROWN COW STUNNING!

by mndrl September 1, 2018