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Covid Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.
by Dodeki April 3, 2020
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covid-19

yo covid-19 sucks and now tom and jerry thinks now day tom and jerry be like:

TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER
1. THIS IS JUST A JOKE LOL
2. COVID-19 REALLY SUCKS
mugGet the covid-19mug.

Richey COVID

A period of COVID-19 affecting the body or mind in which you do not acknowledge the disease or tell your peers in order to maintain a social life without consequence.
Oh it’s okay that she is at the club right now. She doesn’t have COVID, she has Richey COVID!
by BidetsRUs January 6, 2024
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Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022
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COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020
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COVID-19

The worst fucking thing on the planet that hasn't been arrested even though it has killed many people
Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: Hey! Have you heard about this new Virus that is destroying our lives???
Person 1: Ummm...Yeah because I am not a DUMBASS

Person 2: Oh really then what is it called?!?
Person 1: COVID-19 YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
by Volleyball girl July 23, 2020
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COVID-19

I HATE COVID-19
by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
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