Clementic

Describes a workday where you clock in just long enough to barely get by—arriving late, leaving early, and accomplishing next to nothing. Inspired by Clemens, that employee who’s notorious for showing up just in time and bouncing before the end of the day. In short, a clementic workday is when your shift is more about dodging work than actually doing it.

Person A: "Hey, did you see Clemens leave at 1 PM again?"
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."

by schluschl February 28, 2025

Cleveland Steamer

When you're railing someone in the ass and they shit all over your dick

"I was about to cum when she gave me a Cleveland Steamer"

by Aura-48292847289182809999137 March 2, 2025

Cleveland Calzone

To roll a slice of pizza up. Insert it into an anus and proceed eat it out of someone's ass.

Stacy asked for a Cleveland Calzone tonight but I didn't have a Digiorno in the freezer.

by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025

Cleveland clacker

Two dudes just bumpin their balls together.

We performed the Cleveland clacker last week at work.

by Drift shits March 29, 2025

Cleveland clacker

When 2 guys clack their balls together.

2 guy got together and performed the cleveland clacker.

by Drift shits March 29, 2025

Cleveland Upside Down Dog

A cleveland upside down dog is when you freeze a hotdog and out a hole in it and put string around it technically making it a strap on and you penetrate a girl/guy in the dog position

Tryna cleveland upside down dog tn?

by Diddycakes February 5, 2026

Cleverisk

The Cleverisk definition is doing an activity that is quite smart but puts the individual at a danger risk.

An individual that is very clever but uses it to their advantage by using it to cause harm

Being a nuclear power plant operater is a very (Cleverisk) job!

by The 2 Big Brain Boiz March 19, 2026