Christian Atheist

A person who believes in God but lives as if He doesn't exist.
Aria says she believes God is real, but she goes out and parties and has sex with her boyfriend every weekend. She's such a Christian Atheist.
by IamKatieBear October 24, 2011
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Christian Player

Somebody who dates alot of people but only for the means to find the right one
Man that girl is such a Christian Player, Shes dated like twenty guys but hasnt slept with a single one.
by Chaseoyo October 26, 2013
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christian parts

the male or female reproductive organs
"Dude, she totally grabbed my christian parts."
by wedowedo August 16, 2008
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Christian Rock

A genre of music that is obviously labeled by uninformed people as being listened to only by "pansies." And it's no wonder why you think that if all you've ever heard of it is P.O.D., Kutless, Skillet, 12 Stones, Thousand Foot Krutch, Jeremy Camp and the like! Those bands are nothing but posers and wanna-bes! If you want to hear some REAL Christian rock, look up Underoath, Haste the Day, Norma Jean, Relient K, Switchfoot, Blindside, Dead Poetic, Zao and I could name many more. I'll admitt most Christian artists have done a lot in the way of giving Christian rock a bad name, but don't go labeling it all as a whole until you've actually heard all the genre has to offer!
It's sad that poser bands like Pillar and Thousand Foot Krutch have totally messed up Christian rock's image.
by annaBanana3 June 20, 2005
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Super-Christian

Someone who thinks that god is the way, the only way, and if you don't follow god you're going to hell.
They vary from regular Christians, because unlike the sensible ones they do everything in their power to convert you.
Often these people live in small towns. They are particularly densely populated in the midwest.
Dude, that super-christian keeps sayng he'll pray for me.

See that guy? He gave me a free bible even though I said I didn't want one... He must be a super-christian.
by Caitlyn 49341 July 14, 2008
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closet christians

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.
The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.
by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006
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Christian simp

When a christian marries a woman just to fuck, he is a christian simp.
Justin:Oh my god Brandon is such a christian simp
Kendrick:Ik right?
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