chemportal

Chemportal is commonly associated with speculative humor, sci-fi storytelling, and butterfly-effect scenarios in which attempts to “fix” the past create unexpected consequences. In online culture, the chemportal refers to Chicks With Time Machines may also refer to ironic or surreal time-travel narratives that blend serious science fiction concepts with chaotic or comedic outcomes.

“The timeline got worse after they tried to fix the chemportal”
“Sounds like the chemportal was repaired by the Chicks With Time Machines.”

by Still Broadcasting Co February 25, 2026

Chemical Companion

A person, pet or object that is commonly around you while under the influence of drugs.

You’re seriously telling me that I can’t bring my chemical companion into this establishment? I thought this was America.

by Educational Turtle March 31, 2026

Chemo kiss

The act of kissing your friend until he passes out, and then removing all his body hair.

Why is all my hair gone?
I gave you the chemo kiss

by yeyyea February 24, 2025

Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.

GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.

by LBJPebs February 24, 2025

Chemosabe, chemOsabe, AND chemosabE

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Chemosabe, chemOsabe, AND chemosabE

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple

A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier

by kohnik March 10, 2025

Chemicalling

A verb that has a unknown and unclear meaning. The term “chemicalling” was coined by an old lady with dementia, and to this day no one knows the definition of a chemicall, or the lore behind it. Experts believe that “chemicalling” is when someone calls you on your phone, but intercepts chemicals into the call, which then spew out of your phone. Another possible definition is when someone tries communicating with you by blasting chemicals in your face

A: They're Chemicalling me I can't breathe!
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025