You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"
"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024
Get the The Complete Belgian Breakfastmug. by trainfan February 16, 2025
Get the breakfast soupmug. when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.
by JARGO420 October 31, 2017
Get the Breakfast in bedmug. Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.
Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
by russellooo June 26, 2023
Get the Canadian Breakfastmug. by Gay173 November 3, 2020
Get the Trump breakfastmug. The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.
John: What did you and Sally do this morning?
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
by Tdar69 September 18, 2017
Get the Lunch for breakfastmug. by anonymous December 16, 2020
Get the arizona breakfastmug.