Sage moment

A retarded statement

Having little value

Can result in loss of brain cells

Wow that was a sage moment

by Julie sumner June 20, 2021

Hannah Moment

When a girl giving a blow job throws up on your penis!

She was giving head and then he touched the back of her throat and she had a Hannah moment!

by gmanusm June 23, 2016

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020

Yugh Moment

When someone attempts to sacrifice themselves for a greater cause but end up dying without helping at all (Reference to the short story Dawn by Camilo Soto, where a character named Yugh does that exact thing).

You just pulled a Yugh Moment

by ScubaTank March 6, 2019

Dimitris Moment

When someone is acting like a fucking irresponsible five year-old child. It can be anyone. Although this behavior tends to be extremely annoying, we still love that person❤️❤️.

Example #1:

-Ok, I'll admit, apple is a good company but it has maany flaws, like the price, the unexciting improvements and many more...
-WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! APPLE IS -THE- GREATEST COMPANY EVER, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT!!
-Dimitris moment...

Example #2:

-Yoo come on, let's chat, we haven't got anything else to do.
-Naaahhhh sorry, I'm not in the mood. I'll go play COD for 5 hours "cough" "cough" I mean I'll go study or sleep...

-Dimitris moment....

by ELSYN April 18, 2021

Beverage Moment

when you laugh while drinking and your beverage comes out your nose.

Jinny laughed so hard at Kyle's bad date story she had a beverage moment- it was fun to watch but she said the wine her her sinuses.

by starkmojo October 28, 2010

Zaid moment

When waste ur life on a game to finally get some love from a female + league player.

You: i just grinded this game to get virtual chocolate on valentines
You friend: oh that's impressive?
You: did i mention that i play league?
Your friend: zaid moment

by BigM4122 March 18, 2022