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Soft Memes

Memes that exhibit a certain undeniable softness. Often enjoyed over free-wheeling coffee chats.
My name is Shannon and I enjoy Soft Memes!
by JimmyTheJunk February 10, 2021
mugGet the Soft Memesmug.

soft lowercase f

Soft Lowercase F is the best person to ever deserved by her pet, Jae. She shall win all awards and be the number one!
Person 1: Ever heard of Soft Lowercase F?
Person 2: Uh, yea?
Person 1: She really makes good content! You should subscribe to her in YT!
Person 2: Okie Dokie!
by CoroTheCatto December 3, 2022
mugGet the soft lowercase fmug.

Soft weiner

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.
by Abe1961 July 27, 2018
mugGet the Soft weinermug.

Soft

LaMarcus Aldrigde
Q: Are the Warriors going 4-0 against the Spurs?
A: Probably because LMA is a soft b.
by Lestoyle May 28, 2018
mugGet the Softmug.

Soft Pack

When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.
How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.
by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020
mugGet the Soft Packmug.

soft delete

To mark a record in a database for deletion or to temporarily prevent it from being selected. In order to actually delete the record, a "hard" delete or "permanent" delete function must be performed.
soft delete: Removing less important players in a team before a match..to utilize them at a later point.
EX: He has been soft deleted from the team
by Deep Sehgal October 21, 2013
mugGet the soft deletemug.

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
mugGet the Soft as a pensioner's turdmug.

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