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cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
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Fat Bastard Syndrome

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.
“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”

“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
by anonymous March 1, 2025
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ninble bastard

Ninble bastard
by dww123 May 25, 2017
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Rat bastard

You have to be called Finn to use this insult it is calling someone by the name of a rat and a bastard in ☝️
Oh Finn said your a rat bastard to jerome
by Finn turner robertson June 8, 2022
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Bastard

Modern time: A insult to express anger

Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)
Bastard
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Whore-bastards

There's no point emptying the England teams overhead locker, because those whore-bastards won't be there long.
by Strood June 14, 2024
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Fat bastard

Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey
by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022
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