Bake

A male who has neither quality or quantity in the rear region of his body. Sometimes mistaken for a surfboard when observed from behind. Common names for a bake include Anthony, Patrick and Cory.

"Oh no! My ballon has deflated, now that its no longer firm it looks like bake"

by BigZ13 August 10, 2016

baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.

Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.

by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016

Baked

Really fucking high, but not as high as a highgasm

Damn dude, I am so baked right now...

by Asparrowwithmachineguns July 21, 2016

Bakes a Brownie

To take a shit

Lady bakes a brownie on the sidewalk when she couldn't make it to the toilet. dump

by rollonman January 15, 2018

Baked Hoe

A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Baking a hoe

When you try to get a girl to suck your dick while high. Trying to make her a baked hoe.

Person 1: Bro, this chick just don't want to give me BJ.
Person 2: Why you trynna do that shit? Stop baking a hoe, man!
Person 1: I just need love <3

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).

Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"

by GalacticFucker January 19, 2018