Al the Cutie Pie

Truly the cutest, most amazingly funny, talented, chillest, most beautiful, most wonderful cutie pie EVER

Hey look, it’s Al

Woah, it really is Al the Cutie Pie

Yeah…she’s so cute!!

by King Tea January 20, 2024

Big Al

Big lad who can talk the talk but can't walk the walk full of shit

Oh my god that kids a big al

by BigLadAlfie August 19, 2016

al

Literally the most sexy swaggy person you could ever meet tbh, senpai art god I worship you like el worships tofu

Person A: have you ever spoken to Al?

Person B: nah I’m not interested

Person A: wow you have such horrible taste u poor loser

by Poopyfartysnotrocket March 17, 2021

Damon Al-Bun

The act of a white British guy rolling (specifically using a torn off corner of Rizla pack for a roach.) and smoking a joint.

I say! How about we retire to the smoking room for a couple "Damon Al-Bun's" my old chap?

by Plasma Sonico Boom August 11, 2019

Ginger ale

The pussy juices a redhead produces.

His dick was drowning in my ginger ale.

by Piper Pickle February 15, 2019

Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.

Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024

Al Haziqin Muhajiddin

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.

Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..

by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025