arm kale

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.

"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."

by Reallygigi July 23, 2015

arms before hop

Bros before hos; spelled in the T9word function of a text message--for convenience purposes. Used generally when speaking of violations of said rule.

--Dude, Im goin cakin on my girl now.
--Man, what the fuck, we were gonna play NHL 09...cmon now, arms before hop.

by Tom and Petey October 13, 2008

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

arm man

A person who masturbates so frequently that one of their arms is more muscular than the other. (Can be either genders)

"Ever since Corey hit puberty one of his arms is super muscular, I think he's becoming an arm man."

by Manpurse October 26, 2015

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

armed

what are you doing getting the "armed mug" you bastard

person 1: *goes to the Urban Dictionary and searches up armed just to see "Buy the armed mug"

by adjfhjJKDFSJDHFJKHSDKFKDSFHJKS March 02, 2022

foot arm

A leg dumbass

A-“What happened to you foot arm”
B-“A what “
A-“ a leg you fucking dumbass”

by Wall-e want eva August 13, 2018