YOU'RE FIRED

"You're fired!" is a comedic line from the popular children show "Regular Show."

This line is mostly said by Benson Dunwoody who's a park manager who makes sure everyone gets their job done correctly but the characters Mordecai and Rigby always cause destruction .
This line shows frustration and anger when his workers "Mordecai and Rigby" screw up at a simple job like setting up the chairs
The punchline is that they never actually get fired.

Mordecai: aw come, bro
Benson: I am not your bro! NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR "YOU'RE FIRED"

by GregBuisha November 11, 2020

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

do it if you're bad

something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.

Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.

by penisshakes March 15, 2024

you're just a body

When someone thinks they live rent free in your head, make you pissed, or annoyed. Even though they really aren't important, they're nothing but another body on this earth you don't care about.

Person 1: hey, bitch you suck at *current thing you're doing*, be better hahaha.

Person 2: *ignores*

Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.

Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.

by Chebster September 20, 2023

Go ahead, if you're bad.

Slang from the south that entails whatever you are about to do is probably not going to be in your best interest. Rarely actually used in favor of other phrases, and typically only said by older folks.

Person 1: "I haven't practiced in a few years, but I'm pretty sure I can still backflip."
Person 2: "Go ahead, if you're bad."

by Ashen Rat July 27, 2023

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024