May 23

Ask out your crush

Boy: hey will you go out with me?

Girl: why
Boy:it's may 23rd and I have a crush on you

by Hereforareason May 21, 2022

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May 12th

National makeout with your boyfriend day

ZAMN!! ITS MAY 12TH, TODAYS GONNA BE NICE FOR ME AND HIM!

by NotTylerNope May 2, 2022

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May 30

National be nice to your boyfriend day

Why are you so mean. It's National be nice to your boyfriend day. It's ducking may 30

by SmileDe May 29, 2021

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Perfection. Honey-Mai is the perfect girl. She has the perfect personality and the perfect body. She is always looking very fit. Honey-Mai is usually found with her boyfriend, and cares a lot about her family, and the people of whom she loves. People don't appreciate her like they should.
She has beautiful dark hair, and cute freckles. She also has a nice ass which only her boyfriend can enjoy. Her boyfriend is usually Jacob.

Jacob to friend: Honey-Mai is so fit, I'm so gassed she's my girlfriend.
Friend to Jacob: Yeah, I wish she was my girlfriend.
Jacob to friend: Well, it's to bad I'm never letting her go.

by 231119 May 15, 2020

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May 4

This persons born on May 4 is the prettiest, funniest, sexiest, moist amazing person you will ever meet. She is most likely short and has a smile that lights up your world. When she laughs it is contagious that you start to laugh with her. If you know someone that was born on May 4th you should never lose her because she will make you the most happiest you have ever been.

P1: I just met the missy amazing person
P2: cool she must have been born on May 4

by Truespeaks06090 November 25, 2021

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