Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.

*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.

by AlphaRebellion June 6, 2013

Sneaky Walking

Having quiet sex and not realizing the kids still hear you. The kids accuse someone of sneaky walking through the house due to the squeeking of the bed.

"I came home after being gone all week and the wife and I were getting re-acquainted and the kid comes to tell us he hears some sneaky walking going on."

by Drknite June 18, 2013

Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.

Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."

by The wiki Master August 27, 2013

John Willing

A douche that will break a girl's heart.

Stephanie: Hey have you met john willing yet?
Miranda: Yeah! He's a total douche! He told my sister to give him a bj and then left!
Stephanie: Wow, what a cunt!

by Shelbitch November 25, 2013

snowshoe walking

When you apply your weight on your foot, flat step by step, preventing your body and feet from being in momentum so you don't slip on ice.

It was slippery outside so I ended up snowshoe walking it.

by Logicalinspiration December 17, 2013

Duck walking

To waddle around like u take it up the ass a lot

Man he's is definitely the duck walking champ he takes up the whole hallway with his waddle

by Dumping loads May 30, 2015

Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!

mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!

by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015