weed 

A drug that people use to get their minds off their horrible and disaster filled lives. Weed is a drug. It does harm you. And you will get stupider (than you already are for using it) using it.

WEED IS A DRUG. ONLY PEOPLE WITH STUPID IMMATURE MINDS DO IT.

weed by drugsaredumb December 30, 2011

brick weed 

weed that comes in hard nugs, which are hard to break up and roll up a blunt or spliff with

aww shit maaan, i told you im not smoking this brick weed shit anymore

brick weed by kind bud smoka January 1, 2006

Weed Wacker

Someone who jacks off while really high in order to make their orgasm super awesome.

"Hey, where did Jerry go after we smoked that blunt?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom. He's a Weed Wacker."

Weed Wacker by BeauFIndley May 2, 2010

Weed Eater 

A large plug-in massager often used by women for vaginal stimulation such as the Hitachi Magic Wand and the Adam & Eve Magic Massager.

Plug in the weed eater honey, I'll be right there.

Weed Eater by Brock Ironthighs August 4, 2011

purple weed

Marijuana that is purple. The purple comes from low temperature conditions and harvesting late in the flowering stage, when the red chloroplasts show over the dying green ones. The purple color is commonly and incorrectly believed to be a sign of high quality.

Guy: "Hey, I have some purple weed!"
Me: "Is it schwag?"

purple weed by DeBollWeevil December 10, 2008

horny goat weed 

you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!

my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!

horny goat weed by jamiefaith March 24, 2008

Weed Wacker

Its a guy or girl that smokes weed and gets high, the masturbates.

Yo dude.
What??
I got so fucking stoned last night.
Oh Yeah?
Yeah yo. I got horny then i beat the meat.
Nice yo (:
Its called Weed Wacking in other words imma Weed Wacker!

Weed Wacker by CubzLuva12 December 8, 2012