Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.
Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”
*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*
Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*
Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
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Lady Dimitrescu, or Alcina Dimitrescu. A 9'6 tall vampire character that appears in Resident Evil: Village.
human 1: oh shit look at that!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!
by Skellly June 1, 2021
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by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010
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They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.
They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.
I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.
They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.
They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.
I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.
by Don't.cross.me January 4, 2015
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RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...
GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!
RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...
GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!
by tbclycan July 28, 2011
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