1.) The act of taping a vibrator/dildo , to your head and then proceding to fuck your parnter up the ass or vagina. This method is commonly used to try something new or with a guy that cant hold an erection.
2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales
2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales
1.) Woman 1: Last night, Kyle gave me a unicorn with my favorite vibrator,it was soo good.
Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.
2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.
Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.
2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.
by 5t5o5r5y5 May 9, 2009
Get the Unicornmug. by Yesimadethisovercod January 6, 2022
Get the Unicorn butt fartmug. The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, then while laying on his back, another man inserts the dildo into his ass and begins to ride it, then the man laying down gives a hand job and licks the the other mans balls as they land on his face during the dildo riding, while also jerking himself off. Then after both parties ejaculate, they mix their cum together and open mouth kiss with the mixture in both their mouths.
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
Get the Generous Unicornmug. States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
Get the the unicorn light principlemug. The male or female that any man or woman would want to show off to their mom, their dad, extended family, and the rest of the world as a "suck it" to their exes that didn't live up to the hype. Full unicorns are a rare breed and should be captured and studied on the spot.
That man I started dating turned out to be a full unicorn. -Tracy
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend
by The Juiced One April 28, 2021
Get the full unicornmug. a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose
by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025
Get the autistic unicornmug. When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.
"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017
Get the The unicornmug.