Twat face

A proppa div , someone who is an idiot
Your a right twat face , this means you are a 4 letter word starting with c and ending in t .
by Dottie cotton October 11, 2017
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twat tonsil

Bulbus upper inner thighs, resembling tonsils, that act as a protective barrier to the twat.
I was naked when I fell in the mud...LUCKILY my twat tonsils kept my puddy from getting dirty...
by PHATAZ February 25, 2015
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Twat Money

The required amount of currency for a stripper to flash her genitals at her current client.
"Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"
by SomeRandomLoserInShorts March 21, 2018
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Oyster Twat

When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."
Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.
by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017
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chocolate twat

when a guy pulls his dick directly out of a girls ass and puts it into another girls pussy. the girl that started with the dick in her ass eats the chocolate twat.
my girl friend ate the chocolate twat that i gave her friend.
by archey 14 December 08, 2010
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Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.
by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009
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Twat Swat

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.
by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009
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