twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

Twat Torpedo

Noun: A tampon

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!

by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

Twat Nugget

A last ditch effort at descrubing somebody, so unthinkanbly thick in the head, you have to spell it out for them.

Kyle-"EUGENE! Why did you spell orange with a D YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TWAT NUGGET!!!"

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Twat Squat

Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.

Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

Twat plist

A idiotic person who plans the unexpected

The twat plist created a plot twist

by DONKEYMEOOSE March 4, 2022

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Twat Swat

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.

by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009